Wedding Trip, Part 1

Okay, so I am in Arkansas for a wedding.
Day 1: I'll begin by telling you that the drive here was about 7 hours and I drove 2 of those hours with jelly all over my steering wheel and hands, due to some PB&J complications. It was also very very long and lonely. I literally rejoiced when I arrived to the town I was staying in.
I then got ready in about 5 minutes and rushed o the bridal shower and have some advice like "make sure you have sex, it'll keep your marriage strong" and "never use superlatives." Then Kalynn told us the story of her and Shawn and how nowadays you really can get anything at Walmart- even a husband. Post-shower I went to Flying Burrito and saw "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" with some of the girls. Oh, and on the way to the movie I had near death experience number 1. After the movie was near death number two where I was face to face with a large oak on an unmarked dead end and my car was so closely stopped next to the tree that I probably couldn't have walked between the two of them. Then I slept on my friends floor and woke up to her roommate saying, "Becca, who's on our floor?"
Day 2: I slept in, had lunch with an old friend at the beloved Zaxby's and then shopped for make-up and had a manicure (my first ever). I would tell you all about said manicure, but I'm working on being positive and nothing about that experience was positive. Then I ate in the caf- that was weird and attempted to watch Benjamin Button but fell asleep and napped until the Lingerie party. The party was lots of fun and there were a few good laughs. Kalynn was thankful for the modest/comfortable lingerie I got her and really pleased with the party, which was key. Then I left and drove 45 minutes to crash at a friend's fourplex and got lost 5 times on the way there... a few times convinced I was going to be murdered by the stalker in my backseat rustling around also known as white tissue paper. It was good to catch up with LA, and I loved her place and her comfy bed.
Day 3: I slept in a bit too late and got lost twice trying to get out of her neighborhood and then twice trying to head back to wedding town. I finally got here and it is raining, which means my beautifully planned outfit and curls may be a bummer in the end. Wedding in 5 hours and 15 minutes, and now I must go grab some kleenex for the ceremony and pray I bought waterproof.